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John Cena 

The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.
Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!

Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
John Cena by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

i want my pizza 

what you say when you want your god damn pizza
i want my pizza by Pizza man July 3, 2007

shagadabadoo

A sexy ginger guy with a good beard and fat ass
Have you seen peter??
Yes hes such a shagadabadoo
shagadabadoo by Gashatasha February 23, 2021
Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.
Ronaldo by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020
You get no bitched
Jim- hey can I hit your vape
John- no you alpch
alpch by Thor12 April 12, 2022

thighknees 

where the fat on the thigh overlaps the knee
My teacher's thighs are so fat, she has thighknees.
thighknees by corechan July 22, 2006
Verb: To randomly cut off a user of your service.

From the name of a certain unreliable ISP.
Engineer: “I'm bored, let's karoo somebody.”

User: “Argh, my ISP karooed me three times last night!”
karoo by Robert Marshall June 13, 2005
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