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kinky kuffs 

handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for sexual foreplay.
hey big boy, i'm gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you've been naughty..
A name of an e-sports star playing video games for a living.
Did you know that he is a Zeden?
Zeden by Elker827 June 26, 2019
Somebody who you thought was your friend and a really nice person but then turns out to be horrible or say horrible things about you but not to your face (eg: tells other people - behind your back - you need to grow a pair).
snake by grow-a-pear March 19, 2017

enterprise architect

The glue that ties organizational strategy to execution that then realises outcomes

The critical component to any organization competing in today's digital disruption

The design of business
"This damn place is broken! No one knows who contributes to what or who is responsible for taking ownership of deliverables"

"We need an enterprise architect to help us understand this overly complex environment"

"Example, that guy! Who the fuck is that guy and what's he do?"
enterprise architect by D-Zine October 23, 2013

choclate sunday 

When one dresses up as a nun and shits on partners face while the lick it off.
"Sunday prayers where messy after the choclate Sunday"
choclate sunday by BIG_KONKA April 13, 2015

Dork Knocker 

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.
"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"
Dork Knocker by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010
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