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blumfkin 

Invented by one of my friends, while he saw a truck full of pumpkins on TV. A combination of the word "Blumf" and "pumpkin." I don't really know what it means, but it is funny.
--The Smashing Pumkins should change into a branch of the KKK called "smashing blumfkins"
--You should take your kid to the blumfkin patch at haloween to pick out the shiniest and biggest blumfkin you could find
blumfkin by Racoon Wallace April 6, 2005

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.
Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

rofl in the trofl

when you rofl in the trofl. Note: the location of the trofl is currently unknown...
that shit was crazy, it made me rofl in the trofl
rofl in the trofl by guh? January 19, 2005

desperacity 

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.
We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.
desperacity by jihad1 January 8, 2012

Catch 20-poo 

When you gotta shit really badly, however running to the toilet will make you shit yourself, but you won't make it if you walk.
I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!
Catch 20-poo by Sir guydudeman December 21, 2016

zyair big feet 

has a big shoe size such as size 11's or12's
zyair big feet are hard to find a shoe for
zyair big feet by big shoe size March 14, 2022
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