Self-Cigar

A cigar packed with the hairs of the person who rolled it. Leaves a pleasant aroma in the air when smokes.

"I think I'll shave my beard tomorrow."
"You should save the hairs for something useful."
"Like what?"
"Roll them into a joint."
"What?"
"Aw, don't tell me you've never had a Self-Cigar before."

"Hey dude could I get a hit of your self cigar?"
"Nah bro make your own."

Self-Cigar by turscar September 29, 2026

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Kelly

Kelly is the girl that will have you from hello, the feelings of amazement and loveliness will be extraordinary as you look into her eyes, every time you glance at her her beautifulness will be glowing. Once you get to know her you will soon realize there’s no other girl that compares to her and your heart will hurt for not having her claimed as yours. If kelly ever gives you a chance which she prolly will she’s a very outgoing person then your and her love together will be unstoppable, you will be having a long bright future with kelly:)

“Have you seen kelly today, i really need to tell her my feelings”?

“nah man i haven’t heard from her.”

Kelly by BT04 December 1, 2019

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10 january

10 january is the day you and ur gf/bf have to have sex until one of u passes out

Today is 10 january baby;-)

10 january by Ham den søde March 16, 2021

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Seaweed Rich

Is a nickname for a group of people who are lowkey dumb but are wise

Woah, is that a seaweed rich?

Seaweed Rich by urbanneddictionary September 18, 2026

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mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

mushroom tattoo by Tyler February 1, 2003

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johnny paycheck

An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.

Paul is such a johnny paycheck

johnny paycheck by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005