A shitty situation.

The name of the man who is believed to have eaten 10 buckets of chicken in 3 minutes, hence "Chicken Master". It is also believed that chicken master doesn't chew on his chicken, but merely swallows it whole, we tried to contact the local KFfor confirmation but Chicken Master was unavailable at the time. Throughout Chicken Masters life, he has been the origin of many classic quotes, here is just a few of them: "Chicken? Chicken, answer me!! Chicken!?!? CHIIIKEENNNNN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.

Slang for masturbation in the 80’s

He ain’t no simp.
He ain’t gay either

"ecks dee" or XD is usually used as an emoticon on various social media website expressing hilarity or laughing, us intellectuals use ecks dee as a way of expressing disappointment in yourself

A short Dutchman who still believes himself to be average height.