To cum on your partners hair, then comb it back to give them a slick look like an otter that's freshly emerged from the stream.

The most caring person you could ever think of. She will always make your life easy as possible.

Laaeba, The Prettiest Woman In All The Jannats. You must have done some great deeds in your previous existence if you have this angel of dreams in your life. She is soft-hearted and a pinnacle of loyalty. It's challenging to deal with her tantrums and mood swings. The farther you distance yourself from her, the more you crave to be closer. If you let her go, it's your loss.

That person in the back of class or the party that you know is gonna do something crazy, stupid, or both. Prefers booze over other substances and always makes you laugh with offensive jokes.

An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...

The set of delaying tactics, mystified looking around moves and "where the hell's my wallet" self-frisking someone makes when they want you to pickup the check.