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Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.
"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."
Starter Farter by shakeshakeboom September 15, 2017
the any day of the week in which mass quantities of alchol is consumed followed by an evening of hard rough sex that makes your partner wake up the next morning and say "damn, the best days are Gildays"
i hope today is a Gilday!

yay Gilday is finally here

yesterday was a Gilday

i could really use a Gilday about now
Gilday by Skot BAcon February 9, 2010

asher bailey 

My husband so I think everyone should bog off, about 5’8 + 1/2, brown fluffy hair and greeny brown eyes, he may seem scary but he’s a big softy really 💙
“Omg have you seen asher Bailey he’s so fit”
asher bailey by Mgb23 January 20, 2021

schmungussy 

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!
Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

SUCK-DIYO 

A rare Hyena WHO has very fucked up teeth. She goes around and laugh until people are bleeding from the ear. She is related to the ape Manan suck-diyo Will become suck-diyo
suck-diyois defined: Person 1:Ooh shit who's the girl with those fucked up teeth?
Person 2: that is just suck diyo

Person 1: why she has so fucked up long teeth?

Person 2 :It's for her to bite the black d * ck that's How suck-diyo is DEFINED
SUCK-DIYO by Kadrthh December 11, 2016

McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe 

A mcdonald's double cheeseburger and fish fillet sandwich- Fish fillet removed and placed between the two burgers of the double cheeseburger. Discard the fish fillet's bun.

A delicacy reserved only for the epically fat.
"Dude, if we're heading to Micky D's, I gotta get a McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe. I haven't had that shit in a minute."

"Hey, McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe is how you make a double cheeseburger healthy."
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