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Urban Dictionary

Stonewall Johnson

The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.
Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
Stonewall Johnson by Burley May 1, 2009
Ronella is a very shy person but once you get to know her she’s not the same person you first met.She is very athletic, energetic, hyper, funny and can be a little annoying .If your going through tuff time she will sit there and listen to your problems. She can also be your friend a sister or something more.
“Dang she is funny crazy and feisty she must be a Ronella.
Ronella by Favoriteperson December 30, 2020
The name jachike as rare as it sounds is name that is used to define true love,charity,feelings and trustworthy person. But the name comes with a dark side when the person , when someone bearing the name is betrayed he finds it almost impossible to forgive or trust the person and that goes a long way in making doubt everyone else
MY name is Jachike
jachike by Coolh May 5, 2021
ftw is like a txting short cut for saying f*ck the world
"dude wats wrong?"

"i got embareessed in frount of the whole school"

"so wat are you gonna do?"

"im gonna go ftw"
FTW by w69busride March 3, 2010

Slapping The Clam 

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

quote mining 

Taking quotes out of context or misquoting someone.
"Yes, the fingerprint could belong to him, but it was of such poor quality that I cannot be sure."

...

"In his testimony he stated the the fingerprint belonged to the defendant."

"You're quote mining!"
quote mining by GuyWithCable October 8, 2008
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