donald trump

an idiotic shit head who just does care about America. he acts like he knows what he is doing but he has no fucking clue whatsoever. it is very safe to say that he is the worst American President known in American history.

some guy: hey did you see what donald trump said on live television the other day!

other guy: yeah i saw, that guy is a motherfucking duchebag, i heard that hes having a hard time with his wife.

some guy: yeah i know, i think that he's just going through a stormi patch....

donald trump by your local piece of shit July 2, 2020

Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all

Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.

Benefit sponge by BIGJAR November 8, 2022

Shramp

A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.

That Shramp is so good at basketball

Shramp by Albert nicoleesnow January 6, 2017

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

I Ran by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Owl City

One man band made up of a loner who sings songs about rainbows, fireflies, and the joy of picking apples. The man is a total wuss; in one song he mentions how his backbone is paper thin. Wow, what a turn on.

Dumbass 13 year old girl: "zomg hv u hrd the song fireflysss? its soooo sweet"

Me: owl city's gay man, go listen to some real music

Owl City by Weasley Is Our King March 18, 2010

Get-Out-Song

A hideously terrible song that's used by certain sadistic DJs to drive out the club's patrons so that the DJ and staff can clean up and go home.

"Heh, heh. I played "I've never been to me" as the Get-Out-Song at the Rathskellar last night. It cleared out the place in 10 seconds flat! But the doorman got curbed on the way out."

Get-Out-Song by KremeDeMentia January 2, 2010

fizminimal

When something is slightly fizzy

When a soda is left out so its getting flat but not yet all the way flat so it is fizminimal

fizminimal by Randomtrans.archie April 1, 2022