swypo

A typo that occurs from using swype on an Android phone.

I tried to tell my friend "por favor", but I made a swypo and ended up telling him "porn favor"

swypo by EatAtJoes November 16, 2012

kerrek

A teetotalling ogre who has enough friends, featured in the hit game [Peasant's Quest}

The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.

kerrek by Stryker August 17, 2004

pendamnilin

A expieance extriemly painful at first graze/glance that becomes pleaurable

That 1st line of meth was so pendamnilin I wish it had been a hot rail

pendamnilin by MyScar February 22, 2020

jessy twats

A girl with brown hair who likes the Pittsburgh Penguins

Did you talk to jessy twats about that thing?
Well I tried but she started talking about Sidney Crosby.

jessy twats by kevintaylor October 4, 2011

22.3 years

According to South Park, it takes 22.3 years (or 8145 days for a more precise measurement) for a tragedy to become funny. For example, if something bad happened on the 14th of March, 2018, it would become funny on the 1st of July, 2040, which is 22.3 years after the 14th of March, 2018.

Person 1: Hey, how long does it take for a tragedy to become funny?
Person 2: 22.3 years.
Person 1: Alright, looks like there's 9 months and 23 days to go.

22.3 years by -CTRL- March 7, 2023

malvern prep Library

A School that recently screwed its students by blocking the website www.proxy.lostactions.com

"The Malvern Prep Library is stupid now because they blocked some websites"

malvern prep Library by JT SLOPPY JACKOS May 10, 2005

chingy

noun-a small piece of shit caught on one's pubic or ass hair.

Why don't you peel the dried chingies off of your crusty vagina?

chingy by AssChingy March 11, 2004

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