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She is caring, modest and loyal, able to fix anything that is broken, including a broken heart. This is a woman that wants to help and get involved in her partner’s life so they can build a better life and be happier together.
I need a "Tarasha!"
Tarasha by Seashellpatrol December 29, 2019

anshiraishisnumberonefan 

Anshiraishisnumberonefan goes around approving video on the popular platform “tiktok
Person 1 : Dude! I just got anshiraishisnumberonefan approved!

Person 2: No way, let me see!
tonny is handsome, beautiful and is easy to fall in love with. His beautiful smile makes you feel happy and loved. He has an amazing sense of humour and will always be able to make you feel better when you are upset. When he falls in love he falls for the girl hard, commonly with unusual interesting girls who love him for who he is, usually beginning with the letter A. He doesnt have many friends but is usually kind and nice to everyone. He is super passionate and will treat his girl like a princess.
I wish i had a guy like your tonny.
tonny by iliekturtlesmoarthanu October 22, 2013

thalassocratic 

A god tier sexual maneuver condition where intercourse is achieved over a body of water large enough to define a hypothetical state existing at each partner's terrestrial interface as a thalassocracy, which is itself defined as state whose territories are connected primarily by sea. Examples of thalassocracys include the Delian League, the Venetian Republic, and the British Empire.
Male 1: So dude...how did the twelfth annual nautically themed sex move contest go?

Male 2: Fuck bro, I would have won with the double magellan I had prepared, but the asshole before me nailed the same thing perfectly!

Male 1: Sucks man!

Male 2: I know right! Instead I tried the thalassocratic magellan, but my whore-cunt partner was to far away to get in!

Male 1: Well...I mean...even Mandingo would have a tough time getting across the fucking stream in my backyard...never mind the straights of gibraltar, which were like...portugals baby step before actually become a maritime power.

Male 2: Well thats why I stuck to the magellan...if all I had to do was circumnavigate 2/3 of her body in cum then die I thought I could pull it off by targeting her like ankle or something

Male 1: Wait so if a Magellan involves death...it seems that your opponents double Magellan wasn't so 'perfect' lol

Male 2: theres always next year
Go jags! #dtwd
dtwd by Pianistica January 7, 2018

sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
sword otter by boobs2012 January 2, 2012