Crazy girl and really amazing and sweet. Many boys have the heart eyes for her and subtly flex their gym routines to impress her. Very good at baking and photography.
What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.
To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.
Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"