brody

some one who watches fury porn and jerks off

brody watches furyporn when paul and tina are out

brody by whatsittoya53873626 January 25, 2015

Ahri’Al

The laughter of the Holly Spirit. And the voice of God. If you are ever lucky enough to be in the presence of Ahri'Al show your respect as if you were in the presence of God himself. Ahri'Al is a perfect and supreme being that doesn't belong to this world.

Blessed are any who come in contact with Ahri’Al, she is perfect and amazing in every way. Ahri’Al is my favorite!

Ahri’Al by Unicornucopia December 10, 2023

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gremlin

A girl or guy that seems perfect (warm, cuddly), but has a dark side (cold, scaly) lurking underneath. This dark side may come out during drinking sessions (i.e. "fed after midnight") or at unpredictable times.

A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.

Roommate: "Why would you ever break up with that girl Kaylee? She was great!"

Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"

Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."

gremlin by gonclif January 3, 2009

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ring sting

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

ring sting by HITorDIE June 6, 2007