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Bumblenuts

These are typically pieces of poo with a sphere / roundness appearance which may have formed naturally through the digestive tract or formed in a more unorthodox fashion by rolling bits of poo together in the palm of the hand and rolling it up into a ball.
Bumblenut/s can also be used as an insult, to call someone a 'bumblenut', or to say someone is acting 'bumblenuts'.
Never underestimate the bumblenut. If one is stepped on, depending on the bumblenuts life cycle would depend on whether it simple breaks apart like dust, or the crust breaks which releases a caramel like texture and a horrendous stench of shit.
May contain sweetcorn and/or nuts. A typical bumblenut is the size of a singular chocolate 'Malteser', although taste quality varies.
Pronunciation of the word 'bumblenuts' is carried out by relaxation of the jowls and lips and saying the word which should makes the lips flap like blowing raspberries or pretending to be a car.
Warning to user; It is IMPOSSIBLE to conduct the correct pronunciation of this word while smiling and laughing
Example 1; Public Restroom
John: (enters toilet stall to see a shitty surprise) "Oh for fuck's sake!? Who's left bumblenuts in the toilet and not flushed?!"

Example 2; Mother Parenting Child
Diane: "If I ever hear you swearing like that in public again, I'll wash your mouth out with a handful of bumblenuts!"

Example 3; Doctor's Office
Doctor: "So... how have your bowl movements been?"
Patient; "... still constipated... just shitting out bumblenuts at the moment."
Bumblenuts by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<)2026 February 3, 2026

Alternate Take Freak 

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo

your mum 

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden
(your mum) is a dirty slag

Marching Band 

1. ) A sport
2.) Hell
3.) The best thing that will ever happen to you
4.) Mentally and Physically draining

Marching band is a team build experience, that will change your whole perception on life and make you appreciate all the small things in life. There will be ups and down but you will love all of them. One thing about marching band is that you all don't just talk about band, y'all spill some real tea. One last thing is, the people you meet will become your friends for the rest of your life it doesn't matter what grade level or anything everybody is now your best friend for the first time you all snap to attention.
The first day of marching band camp
Drum major: *click* *click* *click* *click* BAND TEN HUT
A sloe rookie: Is it band or ben?
Drum major: NO TALKING AT ATTENTION
Marching Band by piccolotrumpet April 13, 2019
Ey Dylan you see Alieu over there his dick is a monster
Alieu by TheNicestManOnEarth May 2, 2018
to go out with the intention of picking up fat girls. mainly because they are easy.
well guys, it's gettin late in the game, guess it's time to go hoggin
hoggin by biffstu April 13, 2009
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