Bumblenuts
These are typically pieces of poo with a sphere / roundness appearance which may have formed naturally through the digestive tract or formed in a more unorthodox fashion by rolling bits of poo together in the palm of the hand and rolling it up into a ball.
Bumblenut/s can also be used as an insult, to call someone a 'bumblenut', or to say someone is acting 'bumblenuts'.
Never underestimate the bumblenut. If one is stepped on, depending on the bumblenuts life cycle would depend on whether it simple breaks apart like dust, or the crust breaks which releases a caramel like texture and a horrendous stench of shit.
May contain sweetcorn and/or nuts. A typical bumblenut is the size of a singular chocolate 'Malteser', although taste quality varies.
Pronunciation of the word 'bumblenuts' is carried out by relaxation of the jowls and lips and saying the word which should makes the lips flap like blowing raspberries or pretending to be a car.
Warning to user; It is IMPOSSIBLE to conduct the correct pronunciation of this word while smiling and laughing
Bumblenut/s can also be used as an insult, to call someone a 'bumblenut', or to say someone is acting 'bumblenuts'.
Never underestimate the bumblenut. If one is stepped on, depending on the bumblenuts life cycle would depend on whether it simple breaks apart like dust, or the crust breaks which releases a caramel like texture and a horrendous stench of shit.
May contain sweetcorn and/or nuts. A typical bumblenut is the size of a singular chocolate 'Malteser', although taste quality varies.
Pronunciation of the word 'bumblenuts' is carried out by relaxation of the jowls and lips and saying the word which should makes the lips flap like blowing raspberries or pretending to be a car.
Warning to user; It is IMPOSSIBLE to conduct the correct pronunciation of this word while smiling and laughing
Example 1; Public Restroom
John: (enters toilet stall to see a shitty surprise) "Oh for fuck's sake!? Who's left bumblenuts in the toilet and not flushed?!"
Example 2; Mother Parenting Child
Diane: "If I ever hear you swearing like that in public again, I'll wash your mouth out with a handful of bumblenuts!"
Example 3; Doctor's Office
Doctor: "So... how have your bowl movements been?"
Patient; "... still constipated... just shitting out bumblenuts at the moment."
John: (enters toilet stall to see a shitty surprise) "Oh for fuck's sake!? Who's left bumblenuts in the toilet and not flushed?!"
Example 2; Mother Parenting Child
Diane: "If I ever hear you swearing like that in public again, I'll wash your mouth out with a handful of bumblenuts!"
Example 3; Doctor's Office
Doctor: "So... how have your bowl movements been?"
Patient; "... still constipated... just shitting out bumblenuts at the moment."
Bumblenuts by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<)2026 February 3, 2026
