Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

John Taylor 

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.
I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

Fake magic round 

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
A dude who is usually pretty alright but has those moments where you just want to strangle him with a phone charger.
I met this dude at a bar the other day and now hes being a total Smelser
Smelser by Hatefulkeel2 April 15, 2015
A soso is a slang used for people who have basicly three times more swag than any other person. This is the kind of guy that is going to roast you for no reason again and again.
In North America they use soso for people with NPD
Bro this guy stole my girl, he's such a soso
Soso by Brahneer88 November 21, 2021

frumundaboob 

Noun.... Root word - Frumundacheese, Describes the sweat and glitter solution that develops beneath stripper cleavage... Or the view one has right before performing moterboat....
Girlfriend - Why you come home smellin like FRUMUNDABOOB??!
frumundaboob by PETE GRANGER January 22, 2014
Next