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Derives from the old Norse word Fijnan which roughly translated means: "fiddled by midget clowns"

1. A love child between Bryan Cowan and Bob Dylan.

2. A vending machine of immense information most of which is inaccurate

3. A festering lump brought on by the incorrect application of post-circumcision penile cream.

4. When a silver back gorilla picks up a bass guitar
"man 1: Argh! i just cut off my penis because i was told it would bring me great riches!
Man 2: Oh! somebody must have told you a Finan!"

While at the circus, a group of Finan usually make balloon animals and scare small children.

Whats that terrible noise? sounds like iv been rodgered by a Finan
Finan by Enniscorthy prostitute February 18, 2010
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Class of 2020

The people who will hopefully graduate in the year 2020 and are being robbed of their final moments in school.
Man, the class of 2020 is an unlucky bunch of kids.
Class of 2020 by Satan666=me April 3, 2020

Shit-Spit 

To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.
Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.

David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)

Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Shit-Spit by w00t. April 7, 2007

adlfkjuqiefjakdhoqijakdsf 

What you say when you just got stabbed by the mob.
"adlfkjuqiefjakdhoqijakdsf" Help me police!! I just got stabbed!
Raine is a very smart guy who is amazing at everything including games, art, socializing and everything! He usually owns a shop on minecraft servers and sells wacky items, usually carries the minecraft server with no sweat. Is a boss at rythm games and finding awesome games for his friends to play. And he always knows how to make someone's night a blast.

If you have a Raine in your life, be sure to thank him every moment you get :) you wont find anyone else like him
"Last night was so fun, what was that guys name I need to add him to my friends list"

"Raine, trust me you wont regret it"
Raine by ImHumus July 31, 2021

Poopa Loompa 

A shit so big it could be confused for an escaped oompa loompa covered in chocolate.
Bill shit out a massive poopa loompa earlier this evening. I warned him he had better flush that fucker down before Wonka comes looking for it!
Poopa Loompa by Morecowbell December 31, 2019
Ass rash that Keeps appearing after 2 hours of hotbutt sex
Babe i think i have Kgotso
Kgotso by Brother Marley May 20, 2021