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Urban Dictionary

Voseme is a given name, meaning: 'fulfill me' it is originated from Rivers state,Ahoada west, Engenni. It is pronounced as Vor-se-me(as in men). Voseme is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Voseme also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . She will care for you through thick and thin so don't hurt her. Voseme is also a loyal girlfriend . She loves adventures and people being themselves. She can care for people really quickly but she gets hurt if they just push her away . You will be lucky to have a Voseme.
A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around. She can be a lil moody at times but, aren't all girls that way. You have to be very patient with her to. No matter what she does she always has good intention. When your with a Voseme you have to be very trust worthy because she trusts with all her heart. Lets not for get about the love you get from her. When she loves she loves for real and its that type of love that you don't want to go away. If you love a Voseme it would be like losing everything and everyone you have. I love you babe.
Person 1 - do you know a good person to talk to about your problems

Person 2- yeah go talk to Voseme she will help you

There are no words to describe a Voseme🌼.
Voseme by Jasmine steven October 8, 2020
Short form of Urban Dictionary. Used when chatting online or between fellow communists.
Zlad: "Wowza, that dirty slut was taking that Hot Karl face first!"
Boris: "What is a Hot Karl?"
Vyacheslav: "Boris you need to get your Urb Dic up!"
Urb Dic by Johnny Rockets November 25, 2005

real nigga 

A nigga that eats pussy, ass, and suck on your toes, because he’s with all that freaky shit.
“this nigga wanted to chill, but then he told me he don’t eat pussy or ass”

“Girl you better get you a real nigga”
real nigga by anddd0nee March 5, 2019

Embellishtician

A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.
"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."

mortdecai 

This what happens to you when you have a gf who's half of your age.
Stop acting like a mortdecai, you're already 50yrs old!
mortdecai by okok14 January 25, 2015

Jamaican Borderline 

When one consumes marijuana out of another’s anus.
Last night chantell was running the Jamaican Borderline on me. Shit was tight bomboclat.

Paper Barf

A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.

Use:

Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."

Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
Paper Barf by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011
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