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Smashism characterizes itself as an antidogmatic dogma, an anti-systemic system, an anti-religious religion, an idea devoid of any idea. Smashism turns art into garbage and vice-vera. Smashism recognizes the power-weilders and it lies to them. Smashism will liberate you from work. Smashism seeks to ignore food as sustinance, but embraces it as a weapon. Smahsism goes into spasms, urinates, throws flour, screams, crawls, knocks tables over. Smashism stabs, kicks, punches, paints, sculpts, fucks. Smashism may or may not become everything it hates. Smashism must run itself into the ground in order to properly be considered Smashism. Smashism accepts mistakes (also called shams or clams) and embraces the manner in which they positively mutate the realities of the past. Smashism assumes that anyone in power must suffer some form of humiliation. Smashism publically denies any involvement in illegal activities. Smashism would like to run all music through an effect. Smashism is more honey and less money. Smashism is more feeling and less thinking. Smashism seeks to make all that is ugly, beautiful (or at least interesting). Smashism seeks to replace the family unit with heaps of dirty laundry. Smashism must destroy all tourist centres. Smashism accepts that "noise" is the infintessimal scales between the notes. Smashism realizes that bodily functions can be effectively used as insults. Smashism must always tear itself down in order to prove it is for real. Nothing is so extreme that it cannot be instantly realized through Smashism. Smashism will eventually destroy all art as commodity. Smashism seeks to undo all societal training. Smashism doesn't attempt to learn foriegn languages, it instead creates new words. Smashism likes that "smash hit" sounds like "smash it". Smashism seeks to invent absurd new fetishes. Smashism wants to destroy the tired old concept of procreation. Smashism likes the way sweat smells. Smashism must dress to annoy the populace until the populace follows in its footsteps... then it must go nude. Smashism accepts all forms of music, but cannot play any of them. Smashism was dead on arrival.
Guy: The KLF deleted their entire back catalogue of Number 1 hits in response to the music industry's attempt to co-opt them by giving them awards.
Chick: That's totally smashism!
Smashism by exlex December 26, 2008
A lesbian that gets mad play at the bar and goes home with a different girl every night. Usually used in a jealous manner.
"Jakie gets laid every night by a bunch of hot bitches and i dont even get laid once a week, she is such a lesbiho"
lesbiho by Audrey Hemmes January 11, 2008

secret menu 

At In N Out, a West Coast chain, there is a secret menu.

What's on the menu, you might ask?
I can't tell you, it's a secret!
Dude, did you know there's a secret menu at In N Out?
No, what's on it?
Nothing but deliciousness.
secret menu by Heystoppityou November 21, 2007

new romantic 

Early 80's subculture with popbands dressing in fancy clothes and playing elegant synthpop (electropop) with romantiscising lyrics about love and loss in glamorous settings. Short-lived (1979-1984), altough it was set to be the "next big thing" in popmusic.

The biggest bands where Japan, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, Visage and Ultravox. Other bands included Classix Nouveaux, Hipnosis (who where an Italo disco-band but looked very new romantic), Modern Romance and swedens Lustans Lakejer (Vanity Fair outside of Sweden) and Strasse.

New romantic later evolved into the infamous "yuppie pop" with bands like Johnny Hates Jazz and Spandau Ballet and Duran Durans more soul-inspired late 80's albums.
That guy with an short pink jacket, white shoes and blond hair over there looks very new romantic.
new romantic by Anders_HJ July 21, 2004

Cumeditate

The point in which you cum so hard or make someone cum so hard they are placed in a meditative state.
“My girl was riding me so good that I had to cumeditate....”
Cumeditate by adix41 August 5, 2020
Searching for gay porn on the internet when no one is around
Pat: Hey Rad, what are you doing with your laptop all alone in the dark?

Rad: Nothing man, killing time.

Pat: I bet you are spending some quality time on gaygle!
gaygle by chesschap100 July 30, 2010

MeinPillow Guy 

A nickname for one Mike Lindell due to his support of the Fourth Reich and its leader Trump.
The MeinPillow Guy is spouting off again on Facebook, Newsmax, OANN, and so on.
MeinPillow Guy by jesster79 February 21, 2021
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