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Probabilistic Technologies

Any device or piece of software that functions based on the principle of "eh, good enough." This includes autocorrect, which has a high probability of changing "I'll be there soon" to "I'll be a racoon," and voice assistants, which understand you with a probability inversely proportional to the importance of your request. These technologies don't aim for perfection; they aim for a statistically acceptable rate of not making you throw them out a window.
Probabilistic Technologies Example: "I asked my smart speaker to play ' classical music for focus' and it started playing death metal. When I shouted 'NO!' it said, 'Adding "No" to your shopping list.' This is probabilistic technology at its finest: wrong most of the time, but confident always."

n00b tube 

A glass tube in Super Metroid. This tube must be blown up to allow access to Draygon, the boss of Maridia. This is the first time Power Bombs are required to advance. Questions asked about this on the GameFAQs Super Metroid board will be stabbed with a spork.
OMG how do I get to Maridia boss!?!?!?! HElP ME!!!1!1!1!1!!
n00b tube by ShadowZero313 March 8, 2004

Gorilla Wank 

Furious two handed masturbation whilst grunting like a gorilla, most likely by a retard
Peter Gains:A Gorilla Wank is by A dim-witted male who feverishly wanks like there is no tomorrow.
Gorilla Wank by martin excell June 20, 2010
The combination of two words; Mint and Lush - Mish
Woah Tonia, take a look a Kiko's washboard abs and perky pecs... they're MISH!!
Mish by sbadmin November 29, 2017

hahahahahahahahaha 

Too many "ha"s.
Person A: was my joke funny
Person B: hahahahahahahahaha no

Genshin Impact 

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser
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