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Blinded by the BJ 

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
Blinded by the BJ by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
A skater is someone who owns a skateboard and is either learning, or trying to learn how to skate. Posers are just following the fad and are nothing to worry about, they will be over it in about a week as soon as they figure out you actually have to WORK.
Skaters are generally nice to beginners and are willing to help them get off the ground. If you see a beginner that's having trouble, remember what happened the first time YOU tried to ollie... either that or try it yourself.
A skater is dedicated and wont give up
Skaters can be either guys or girls.. yes GIRLS CAN SKATE so get over it
That's a skater
skater: don't give up, try and try again, u'll land that trick if you get up when you fall, and ignore the pain.
skater by ak_skater_girl June 14, 2007

Mackenzie and Adam 

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Mackenzie and Adam by yourbestie December 15, 2017

why man? 

what you say when your bro betrays you
why man? by Aky1milk March 2, 2021

Plidokrs 

U know what I mean if you know a Rachael...Plidokrs lol
Plidokrs by Tarrrra December 13, 2022

November 21 

November 21st is the day, a pretty and athletic girl was born. This day her crush will ask her out!
Why is she so hot?
Cause she was born on November 21

Why is she getting asked out by her crush?
Cause she was born on November 21
November 21 by user12345678910111213 November 18, 2019
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