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Someone that acts dumb for the fun of it.
"You're a dodo"
dodo by ayanna adorno December 9, 2017

thumb your nose 

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.
Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.

Latched Up

A girl with a boyfriend.
John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!
Latched Up by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017

cunk hair 

The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.
He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.
cunk hair by jamm2011 May 29, 2014

Straight Flossin 

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.
"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"

afraid of the dark 

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs
Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.
afraid of the dark by 123456789 September 11, 2005
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