A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!

certain thing that you say before you go to bed at night. you say it before you go to sleep, and you pretend that it is morning in a high and obnoxious voice. you say "hey" before using the term "schmeely".

When a girl gets around.

Same as low key; When low key is too sketchy

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

An amazingly sexy, funny, exciting, ambitious, sweet guy. He is a bit of a hard egg to crack, but once he feels close to you, he will open up and allow you to feel his warm heart instantly. He is Very loyal and generous. He would do anything for those he loves. If you meet a Nyko, consider yourself Very luck because he is a keeper.