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Calculatrix 

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009

Kafwaugh 

A word to use when you are confused and asking what the hell at the same time.
You see a cow fly by on roller skates while meowing, the only thing you can say is "kafwaugh?"
You knock on a door and it opens to a man in a cape, glittery cowboy hat and boots. One word comes to mind. "Kafwaugh?"
Kafwaugh by MistySith December 29, 2020
Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.
I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.

Kek Master 

Someone who uses the totally not overpowered gun knows as the Kek-9, also known as the Kek 9, is CS:GO
This guy aced first round with a Kek-9. What a Kek Master
Anyone with this name is a perfect mix of having a great body, being smart, being atheletic, being fashionable, being good-looking, having money and being able to get all the girls. Anyone with this name often has haters as understandably any guy or girl would be angry at someone so perfect and purely sublime. Guys hate him because they are jealous and wishes to be him. Girls hate him because they cant be with him.
Damn! Whose the guy? Thats Azriel

Why do some of the guys not like Azriel? Well I would hate someone whose perfect as well

James girlfriend started to like Azriel, even though he had nothing to do with her. He almost has a magnetic pull
Azriel by SarahKim3245 August 23, 2020

west chester 

West of philadelphia, a trendy first class party town home to west chester university of pennsylvania. A quaint historic village of thriving business, bars, and restaurants. A place where you can find anything youre looking for. Quality sports teams, GO RAMS! Kick ass bars, awesome parties, great food, and lovely women. Especially beautiful on those lovely fall days that drape the center of the city in shades of red, yellow and orange. West chester, I will always heart you.
West chester is the best small town in southeastern pennsylvania.
west chester by Bak5580 July 29, 2006
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