National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day

Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day by ジョーイ May 21, 2021

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Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

Kentucky Creek Water by cholt April 15, 2009

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Taco Dell

Cheapass Dell laptops made in mexico. Last about a month before cratering.

My motherboard fried on my Dell 2 weeks after I got it. Made in mexico, a real fast-food piece of shit, a taco Dell

Taco Dell by Hubb0126 February 21, 2007

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Grapefruit

The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.

My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.

Grapefruit by Not your mom jokes October 15, 2018

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muhahahah.you’ll.never.know

some random guy who made the definiton for "d". MOST. BORED. PERSON. EVER

person 1: muhahahah.you’ll.never.know is so bored
person 2: yeah ikr

muhahahah.you’ll.never.know by superglizzygobbler10000 August 19, 2022

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Jackson

boys with this name r super cute and hella funny and nice. They rly like money and has marble desks. also they r good to talk to

person 1: Jackson is rly cute
Emily: ikr

Jackson by peachfarm2020 April 11, 2020

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Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

Not your dad by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

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