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hackseig 

Latin name Thorpus Johnificus, these organisms favour a dark moist environment and feed on the defeat of other XBOX live players. If the hackseig does not get this nourishment, he dies of shame. This species is characterised by being the only mammal with no female of the species.
The hackseig stalks its prey in the jungles of FORZA.
Emily means "eager" its orgin is of course latin.
Emily by Sydney Calls January 9, 2012
A true best friend, someone who is loyal to a fault and often uses her heart to make choices. She is team player and often puts others before herself.
Delma will often go without herself so others will have.
delma by MMeg November 7, 2013
1. Abbreviation for gangster friend
2. Zygote
gf by Danman December 13, 2003
A girl that will bite your arm and will not turn on her camera when she is in a discord call because she scared of cameras and thinks that she is britney spears because the paparazzi is on hoe like foenmuns on hoober and booger boy elmo was his name-o. She will sleep with you aslong as u got the star wars on u cuh u feel me ong u do. And when peppa pig is introduced she queefs everywhere cuz peppa on top ong no kizzy cap.
Ong Valeshca a queen cap i lied ur french fries are dry die

"When someone say ur cute tho" she will stab you in the back about 4 times before she gets a dildo in the shape of mr.nimbus and prolaspes ur insides. period blod.

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.
Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.
cattleogue by QuacksO October 25, 2020
A waste of fucking time 👍🏽
Guy: you going to school tomorrow

Me: yeah but it’s a waste of fucking time
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