black knighting

An individual embracing trolling and ad hominem attacks on a messageboard, focused upon a single hapless poster. This is regardless of the topic of conversation and how correct the poster is. The natural converse to white knighting

Poster A: Hi im new!

Black Knight: GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

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Poster A: You guys are wrong, you really need to use the quadratic equation to find the roots.
Poster B: Yeah, i guess so.

Black Knight: GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

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Poster B: Hi im new!
Poster A: Me too!
Poster B: Hey what's up :)
Poster A: Not much, I'm gonna buy a TV!
Black Knight: BUY A FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS
Poster B: strong black knighting

black knighting by Jinkobells January 6, 2009

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I don't think they're here

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.

"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"

I don't think they're here by Muademon December 2, 2024

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APPLEPIE TRUFFLE

WHEN YOU NUT IN A GIRL AND THEN YOU WIPE UP THE NUT WITH AN APPLE SLICE AND FEED IT TO HER

I GAVE THAT GIRL FROM THE BAR AN APPLEPIE TRUFFLE LAST NIGHT

APPLEPIE TRUFFLE by 40OZD March 18, 2021

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sanbabe

has a long shlong, and it typically a rad indian

wow you have a sanbabe!

sanbabe by sangod February 22, 2017

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Phantom-Boner

when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.

Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"

Phantom-Boner by Jake-Off September 12, 2007

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Alexis

The most gorgeous girl you'll ever meet! Alexis has the most beautiful smile you'll ever see and will light up any room instantly. Her big smile and beautiful big glimmering eyes will brighten you up on the worst days. She is known for her amazing boobs! Everyone, including girls, can't stop staring at them! Shes an amazing kisser and super amazing in bed. Guys will easily fall in love with her. If she falls in love with you, don't let her go, she'll make an amazing wife. Shes one of a kind just like a precious jewel. Alexis's are usually very thoughtful, loving, sweet, honest, wise, sensitive, and have a great sense of humor. You'll always laugh around an Alexis. Her laugh is unforgettable. Alexis's are usually very happy and laugh all the time. Some may mistaken her for a dumb blonde but dont underestimate her, she will be very successful one day. They are very energetic and one of the most bubbly people you'll ever meet. She's always the life of the party. Alexis's have expensive taste, but dont worry shes not a golddigger. Girls are jealous of her and wish they were her, which is understandable because she can get any guy she wants and is dead drop gorgeous.

Guys- Damn Alexis is soo sexy! I'd but a ring on that in a heartbeat!

Alexis by Sarah Hayes December 11, 2012