November 28th
November 28th by MissLittleButtHole November 27, 2019
Urban Dictionary
Death Grips
1.) An experimental hiphop music group from California
2.) An aggressive, two handed, handjob often causing tears in the skin or losing circulation to the penis.
2.) An aggressive, two handed, handjob often causing tears in the skin or losing circulation to the penis.
Guy1: I got Death Grips last night. Wasn’t really for me.
Guy2: Damn, your girl must have given you No Love Deep Web
Guy1: No it’s a rough handjob, my dick is still throbbing.
Guy2: Oh, I guess you got got.
Guy1: What.
Guy2: Damn, your girl must have given you No Love Deep Web
Guy1: No it’s a rough handjob, my dick is still throbbing.
Guy2: Oh, I guess you got got.
Guy1: What.
Death Grips by schi6ism October 16, 2019
jesus jugs
Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.
jesus jugs by David RRRRRRR February 28, 2009
Shitstopher Reeves
When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
Cristiano Peak
An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets
A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat
B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
Cristiano Peak by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021
N-E-W-P-O-R-T
N-E-W-P-O-R-T by fuckyouballs September 17, 2006