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that's life

aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks
Biff - "What happened to your fender? Another hit and runner?"

Suz - "Ya I'm like George McFly w/ the kick me sign on my back! Sucks but that's life, right?"
that's life by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010

suck dick 

1. to curry favor from one of higher authority; kiss ass, brown-nose

2. to express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success; praise, commend.
1. "I aced that class."

"Yeah right man, everyone knows you were sucking the professor's dick for that A."

2. "I can't believe we got the machine to work. Good job, everyone."

"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. We still have a long way to go."
suck dick by s&k 'dik October 22, 2003

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.
fannybatter by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009

whoremuffness 

A woman, term of a endearing name for her pleasure spot
Come here my little whoremuffness.
You are my whoremuffness.
whoremuffness by 6Kes9 February 8, 2008

faigulle 

a sign of death
in faigulle
faigulle by anonymous November 22, 2021

Oreoobeatzzz

to be a lil bitch; it’s a name meant for men who ain’t shit. They just be bitching.
“He blocked me, what a fucking loser, he must be an “OreooBeatzzz”.
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