shaheed

A Martyr killed in the name of Islam.

Often terrorists believe they will become shaheed if they go an kill some innocent people with a bomb strapped around their chest.

A more accurate definition of a shaheed would be a person who threw himself in front of a gunshot pointed toward a little baby (regardless of faith) because to protect the innocent (among other things) is Islaamic

the person who grabs the suicide bomber and blows themselves up before the bomber could get on the bus

shaheed by shattershawdy August 25, 2005

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

the American Italian Restaurant by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

what are you shitting by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.

“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”

Tallahassee siege tower by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.

Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024

sysec

A legendary modding group focused on Grand Theft Auto 5.

Oh no its sysec again. Ah look like i have to open gta again.

sysec by Marcezsa March 12, 2022

Spejale

a derivative of Italian translation Special, Spejale is the word used to replace cuss words in everyday speech. The ultimate word to replace any word, when you cant find another to fit or do not want to offend someone. It can be used for any emotion, positive or negative.

When cut off in traffic "that guy was such a spejale".
On receiving news that an event has been cancelled "Spejale"

"She was acting like a spejale yesterday at work"

Spejale by LilyGem November 19, 2019

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