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Emotional Anal

When a person in a relationship allows themselves to get emotionally attached to someone else with no physical bond, thereby 'cheating' with their mind--

The term is coined because Anal- Referring to anal sex, is widely regarded as something you do(IF you do it) at a very personal level with your spouse or partner, when there is mutual trust and feelings established. Emotional meaning that a person allows themselves to get entangled with romantic feelings for another person while inside a relationship, all the while convinced that with no physical aspect it's not cheating ,or doing it subconsciously when they are unsatisfied with their current relationship but dont consider breaking up.

The term was coined by Fraser from VGA(Video Games Awesome! Live) an online ongoing Show where a team of gamers plays videogames and interacts with an audience. While playing 'Catherine', Becky B. (A show co-host) noted, when they were asked 'which is considered worse cheating - an Emotional bond or a Physical one?" Becky and Fraser both agreed that Emotional - because if sex exists with no attachment then there's just a biological,primal need for it- and it's resolved pretty soundly, but when an Emotional bond is created, your partner no longer harbors romantic feelings for you alone- he could think of the other person when you are together at any point. This is worse. and Fraser commented it was like 'Emotional Anal' and then continued to explain the term.
Example(s):
"Joshua has been spending a lot of time with Katie-- is he cheating on Marie?"

-"No, I KNOW they're not sleeping together or even kissing"
"He's giving her the same type of attention and classification as his girlfriend-- He tells her secrets, and obviously thinks about her constantly, either with friends or with Marie-- So--??"
-"Guess they're doing Emotional Anal."

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"Diana and Jackie have been together for the longest time, it's so sweet."
-"I wouldn't count on it sticking, I hear Diana's engaging in some major emotional anal with Karen."
"Seriously?"
-"I shit you not."
Emotional Anal by Fonztuff September 6, 2013

Revertigo 

The dizzying feeling people get that are so afraid of heights that they can't even look up at the side of a tall building.
"He's so afraid of heights that if he looks up at a building he gets revertigo."
Revertigo by ShabeRaven October 30, 2011

yonathan 

There are not many Yonathans in the world, but when you meet them-they're super cool and awesome! He always know how to have fun, but tend to sometimes be annoying.
Boy 1: Have you seen Yonathan?
Boy 2: Yeah, he's super cool
yonathan by Your fave girl July 7, 2016
Shivs Possibly the most frequently used word in trendy Montreal kids' vocabulary. “Shivs” can be used to describe most situations in life. A person can be shivs, a place can be shivs, a situation can shivs, hell even life itself can be shivs sometimes. Synonyms include: sketchy, socially awkward, annoying, and weird.
Girl 1: Did Nick just pick up that dirty hobo's boxers?

Girl 2: Shivs.

Girl 1: I went to that craziest party ever last night, I got there and fifteen minutes later the cops busted it!

Girl 2: Shivs.

Girl 1: I just bought the new Miley Cyrus album!

Girl 2: you is shivs.
Shivs by cynder January 12, 2009

Clittery Jittery 

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.
Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!
Clittery Jittery by Skater550 August 28, 2017

cronkite 

In the simplest of ways it means "news". Made famous by Hip Hop artist Grand Puba.
Yo man, what's the Cronkite?
cronkite by Bonita Applebum February 12, 2006
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