The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.
Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.
A hentai loving pedophile has no concept of humanity and loves taking it up the ass. He has a tiny penis that he has to stick it in his parents because he cant get a girl or guy even if hey pays for it. They most likely have a chance on having a crush on someone that goes by the name Seth. They also are mentally retarded