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Urban Dictionary

Fake Fishing 

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.
Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing
Fake Fishing by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Flappy Golf 

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
Flappy Golf by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018

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Konami code

a line in the song anyone else but you by moldy peaches in JUNO
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Mississippi Whisper 

While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.
Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.

May 12th 

IT IS MAY 12TH WHICH IS MY MUMS BIRTHDAY YAY EXCITING
May 12th by piratejoan May 12, 2021
A hentai loving pedophile has no concept of humanity and loves taking it up the ass. He has a tiny penis that he has to stick it in his parents because he cant get a girl or guy even if hey pays for it. They most likely have a chance on having a crush on someone that goes by the name Seth. They also are mentally retarded
Nighel is big gay
Nighel by Lik my nut March 15, 2020
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