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The bloody goo that results from a bird/plane collision.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages from around the country, each containing tissue swabs of snarge for DNA analysis to identify the species of bird. The bird/plane collision data is used to improve aviation safety by having flight plans that are less likely to encounter birds and by engineering more bird-resistant planes. For example, jet engines must now be able to withstand the ingestion of an 8-pound waterfowl without failing (this is tested in the lab by firing a chicken from a cannon at point-blank range).

Hey man, you got some snarge in your teeth.
snarge by Joel Meulenberg September 30, 2005
The coolest guy in the whole universe. He is very popular in school and everyone looks up to him. Also, he gets laid every friday and has fucked every single female in the world. His dick is a good 12 inch and he is so sexy no straight female could ever not fall in love with him.
Wow! You're as cool as Joon!
Joon by BigDickGayNigger666 February 5, 2017

Seerlight 

Predicting that a future will hold greatness and will be bright
His future holds seerlight.
Seerlight by CohenB April 19, 2019

schoolbus 

Similar to the minivan, it is the act of inserting one fist and one foot into the vagina, and one fist and one foot into the rectum. Called the schoolbus because its 10 in the front, and 10 in the back.
Devin Holder flipped Dayna upside-down on her head and gave her the schoolbus.
schoolbus by everrit22 October 27, 2010

flaming blow 

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.
She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

squirt on the cookie 

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.
squirt on the cookie by Wiseman June 27, 2006
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