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blow job 

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories
Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!
blow job by headlova22 January 9, 2011
(British) People who like to have sex in public.
Besides having a nudist beach, Studland has in recent years become popular with “doggers”
doggers by rivit August 15, 2007
An act of righteous vengeance against those who cross the Torch the Bridge guild.
Rend totally got treesquid'd - twice.
treesquid by Diogenes March 26, 2005

position 3/4 face 

la position trois quart face est de l’art martial créé par le maître enzo sensei madar qui consiste à se mettre face à l’adversaire de trois quart et lui faire une feinte de coup de coude
rend moi mes 12 centimes sinon 😗😗 (petit crissement des bisous) position 3/4 face

Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.
Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"
A speedcuber who mainly does minx events, such as Megaminx and Pyraminx.
You see that dude over there? He solves bad puzzles, he's a minxer.
A Gay Male, favorite thing to eat is huge dicks, and has garlic bread tits
Rosston Gerken is such a fag
Gerken by BigDick1152 April 6, 2019
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