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Crowling 

Crow·ling

1) A baby crow.

2) A child of the house of crow.

3) A somewhat angsty individual who wears dark clothes, enjoys writing and poetry, torturing their characters, and quoting Poe. This person is the sweetest individual you have ever encountered upon first meeting, shy and caring to everyone, and it is only later that you realize they are a Crowling- a creature who feeds on caffeine and the accumulated angst of the world. This person is often writing fanfiction and is incredibly popular in their writing circles for their talent. Knowing a person is a Crowling does not scare you away from that individual, rather, it makes you want cuddle that person away to the safety and comfort of the nearest beanbag because they are too precious for this world. Tea is their beverage of choice and, unsurprisingly, they like anime.
Rachel: "Is Carol holed up in their room writing in the dark AGAIN?"
Liz: "That's a crowling for you."

Diana: "Anyone seen Marry? I need writing tips."
Gwyn: "That crowling? Probably watching the newest Attack on Titan."
Crowling by birbfrens June 8, 2018

tenfelde 

coolest person alive
tenfelde is literally the coolest person ever and has the best music taste, is so funny and smart, pretty much the best person to ever exist

eat the house

To go on an eating binge that starts slowly with one snack and doesn't stop ends until your stomach physically hurts and almost all the food in your entire apartment is gone.
"Ugh, I feel so sick." "Well, don't fucking eat the house next time."

"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."
eat the house by jlovehug May 10, 2009
Adj. Discription of something that has a bluish-green color.
She's got gorgeous jarch eyes!
jarch by Lyolya November 9, 2004

lantern head 

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern
thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.
lantern head by bubba1970 December 22, 2010

Cobra way 

being a puta pendejo
Alf was really doing things the cobra way when he stole my drugs.
Cobra way by Coleman Middle School February 4, 2022
n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.

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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
ad-mire by gnostic3 March 21, 2024
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