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Urban Dictionary

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man
fon by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

Lebinims 

A non offensive meaning for lesbians
“Are you and my sister lebinims?”
Lebinims by Ghanohonn August 19, 2023
To become extremely high from the inhalation of Marijuana Smoke.
*takes giant bong rip* "Goddamn, I am f*cking Tobied."
Tobied by VesuvianRocket September 27, 2019

time to float 

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
time to float by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017
A person who brings you joy and peace of mind, who removes your fears and worries. It is derived from the A-N-S root (to see, to recognize, to feel safe). Anas name people are observed to have an attractive personality and brave that also define the adornment in their character. They've a promising nature which attracts others towards them.
Hey, who's he ??
He looks so attractive.
Dude he's Anas.
Anas by Mansis November 24, 2021

I can’t shit for a week 

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
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