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bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person
Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.
Megyns are sexy, smart, pretty, but most of all: kind. They are dog lovers and have more empathy on the top of their finger than most people do in their entire body. They’re selfless and beautiful inside and out. They aren’t afraid to speak they’re mind, and they’re not afraid to throw a punch or two ;) They’re badass and brace and have soft spot or superheros, preferably marvel but occasionally DC. She has the biggest heart and anyone is lucky to know them.
Girl: Hey look! That girl is crying!

Megyn: I’ll be right back. I’m gonna cheer her up.

wee diaper bank 

Wee Diaper Bank is when during sex, you surprise the other person by grabbing them and wearing them as a diaper and intensely shit or urinate while wearing your diaper and yell surprise during.
I can't wait to shock Jonathan tonight with a "wee diaper bank." He won't see it coming when I empty on him and yell "Surprise!"
wee diaper bank by MrsStealYourKill February 27, 2025

матуся 

thats one матуся of a dog
матуся by archthebow June 21, 2024

Nonperzon 

n.
1. One who is genderless;
2. One who exhibits attributes pertaining to both or neither sex;
3. One who consciously withholds information which may lead to ascertaining their gender.
I have no fucking idea whether Nonperzon is a bloke or a bird. It won't post its tits, anyway.
Nonperzon by Hugh February 11, 2004
a person that looks like a fyrstikk
you look like a fyrstikk lohne
lohne by christianmandela March 22, 2018
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