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to slay is to sincerely murder people with fierceist look around, it's like you see it in their dark eyes and you know they are about to slay, this is how they get all the girls, this is why girls want to be with them because they are strong and beasty and make girls nervous from the top all the way down to their feet, it is very well played with a touch of aggressiveness
Slay all them bitches
Slay by theoriginalslayer February 26, 2015

Urban Dork 

Someone who uses Urban dictionary to write bogus definitions that have nothing to do with the word/term or generally fail to define the word/term to any accurate degree what so ever.
Dude1: Hey dude look at this defintion I wrote for pi!

"I like pie!"

Dude2:Dude what does THAT have to do with pi?! Your such an Urban Dork...
Urban Dork by ersher October 18, 2008

Coronavirus 

A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money
Man 1 He/She is shitting so much!

Man 2 Its the year of the coronavirus
Coronavirus by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020

new jersey dumpling 

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

Flatulicious 

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.
With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!
Flatulicious by IanSean April 4, 2008
A person who is amazing but socially awkward or acts strange around you. If someone calls you a weirdo, it means they like you.
Me: You're such a weirdo
Him: Come on, ik you like me-
Me: K, wanna go out
Silly man with no hoes
he's obviously a miichya
miichya by ndjsjzb DE zjsnbz July 25, 2023
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