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Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O



...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
Tom by The Anonymouse October 15, 2008
Lipples - A word that describes nipples, that are more pronounced, and more attractive to women.
"Wow - look at the lipples on that bird!"
lipples by JonnyJJJunior June 22, 2006
L RIZZ GYAT OHIO GRIMACE SHAKE IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD I HATE THEM BLACKIES.
GYAT RIZZ OHIO SKIBIDI FROM RIZZ
gyat by niggers i hate nigger October 8, 2023
Mia is a out going, strong, talented,amazing, caring, and so much more, person. At first Mia may seem shy but as you get to know her, she opens up to you and you realize that she's not the shy person you once thought she was. Mia's tend to not have a very supportive family but they don't let it show, they have some very good friends that count as family. Even though Mia's are strong, when they let something get to them it really bothers them. Mia may act okay but late at night, the blade comes out and some bad decisions are made. But it is not for attention so even Mia's close friends may not know. But if you have a Mia, you are very lucky and don't ever lose her.
''Is that mia? She looks like a really caring friend."
mia by cupcakelover4666 July 1, 2019
Animal that frolics freely in Unserland
Theres El_Cid making sweet love to mees
Mees by Hostage February 6, 2003

Broly Law 

When a man overly criticizes a women who is clearly attractive, man must post pictures of current girlfriend for comparison. In the event that man has an ugly girlfriend or none at all, man must GTFO.
*Guy 1 posts picture of obviously attractive woman*

Guy 2: Meh. Her elbows are too pointy. And her ears are too small.

Guy 3: Guy 2, Broly Law is now in effect.
Broly Law by PatDylan May 6, 2009

Zombie Mat 

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
Zombie Mat by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
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