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Mistah J 

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it November 3, 2021

Nike Wife 

Nike Wife. This is a woman who is educated and married, but does not work, who lives off of their rich husbands. Typically blonde or good looking, very fit and always with a pony tail, wearing her gym clothes everywhere, especially with yoga pants. Everything is name brand - mostly Nike. They drive expensive cars, usually Land Rovers and always have expensive watches and purses. Their common goal is to workout, go shopping or lunch with girlfriends while the husband is at work slaving away. They consider what he buys, as hers... yet she has no income to invest in anything. She is all about "my husband is rich and I don't have to work, but I'll workout just to keep him!" These women usually brag on Facebook about their workouts and what they own. They also have good looking personal trainers for even more validation.

They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).
I spy a Nike Wife at Nordstrom shopping in her gym clothes.
Nike Wife by Be real! September 19, 2013
A beautiful girl even though she doesn't think it. She is amazing and has the sweetest personality and is very shy. She normally has about 2 or three close friends and shows her true personality around them. She has been through some rough things in her life but tries to not let those things define her. She is very smart and a very loyal friend. You are lucky to have a gorgeous Chloe in your life.
Hi Chloe! You look very pretty today
Chloe by Thepersonoverhere October 27, 2019
Luka is an ishigamic god. Known as the god of knowledge, intelligence, wisdom and power. He is referred to as the best friend of the main god and god of creation, Ishigami. Luka is one of the most important gods in Ishigamism.
Every night before sleeping, I offer a prayer to Luka.
Luka by werzuiopsa November 21, 2021

wringing 

When a - s a guy with a strap-on
Man, my ass hurts. My friend wrung me last night.
wringing by Tereth February 13, 2005

17th January 

The day for waifu appreciaton, worship your waifu, read some fanfics or whatever. Probably not so different from your daily life, loser!!

Also if your waifu is 02 she’s not approved here, shoo with her.
Yay I can’t wait to celebrate waifu day.

God you fucking weaboo.

Oh boy! It’s the 17th January! Time to masturbate :-)
17th January by Kylzoii April 17, 2020
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