chocolate keg stand

While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.

--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?

Wait, what did we do?

chocolate keg stand by D P A November 14, 2006

Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

Hot Mexican Piss by TasteyT September 10, 2018

Giraffe

A large quantity of something, usually bigger than any other known quantity

I have a giraffe load of money

Giraffe by Walleye5 February 7, 2008

fap ceo

FAP CEO is a hentai based idle game on a hentai game site called nutaku.com. Pretty fuckin fun if i do say so myself

nice just made $10,000,000 on Fap ceo lets gooo.

fap ceo by Aden McWilliams June 11, 2021

Ugly Sweater Wednesday

Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.

Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!

Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.

Ugly Sweater Wednesday by awesomosauraus January 30, 2008

inceprocrastinate

when you use you procrastination to not do smthg and instead decide to do something even bigger that your mind is obliged to go back and do the first thing.

person a: we should work on getting ideas for our blog.

person b: why dont we first go over our 1000+ messg convo that is 4 years old and sort through it.

person a: yeah we can get shit tons out of that.

person b: or maybe we should just pick a topic and write about it...sounds easier . p
erson a: did we just inceprocrastinate. *virtual high five

inceprocrastinate by inceprocrastinator December 3, 2017

Bitch Biscuit

A middle age white girl that puts so much makeup on she looks like a biscuit

Jeff: She’s a bitch biscuit I know it, she gonna be ugly

Bitch Biscuit by Bigshlong123456789 March 25, 2021

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