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sit on my lap 

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"
Same meaning as the word cyph except the c is replaced with a b for people who are either part of the bloods or are just jacking it and want to sound gangster.
"You wanna go cyph at the park?"
"What'd you say blood ?"
"Uhhh... What I meant to say is do you wanna go Byph at the park."(subconsciously) "That was a close one."
Byph by Antonio Reynolds January 24, 2017

Rehousing a slug

Having a pooh, taking a dump, aka , shitting, pooping. defecating, crapping, etc. Particularly can be used when camping or in the wild.
Sorry I'm late, I was just rehousing a slug
Rehousing a slug by JKiwi September 15, 2020
She's someone who could light up and entire room with their flawless smile and breathtaking eyes. A person who can be easily trusted and who never judge you no matter what the situation. The one person on this planet who can make you feel an instant happiness with just one word or look. A girl you can look up to an admire for all that she is and her amazing strength. Incomparable to any other person in this entire universe.

If you were this girl you wouldn't want to be anyone else, because you would be the most attractive girl to walk the streets. Spending one day with her would not be enough, she is such a nice person she makes Princess Diana look like Hitler. No man can ever love her more than me, though I am sure many will try. Everyone should have a girl like Hinah in their life, she puts the stars in my sky.
"I'm happiest man on earth!"

"Why?"

"I JUST MET HINAH!"
Hinah by Bayshalom1 November 22, 2013
1. a retarded mp3 player that costs at least 2 times more than others that are just as good if not better
2. a mp3 player that can break so easily
1. Idiot: I just got an ipod that holds 10,000 songs for $500! and songs only cost a dollar!
Me: i have a dell that holds 10,000 songs and i got it for $200. oh and songs are only $.20
2. i have only had my ipod for a week and its already broken
ipod by Katestercat October 5, 2007

butterface 

She's pretty damn fine everywhere but her face.
"Molly's a butterface"
"Hella good body " - Zach
"Fuck her face though" - Grant
butterface by Hello Beautiful December 28, 2007
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