n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

To overthink something, the way that a nuclear scientist would think about how to flush the toilet after having to wipe his ass with an entire roll of toilet paper.

tuff ahh mafaker that uses CBmagic/ajh vault 24/7 at school

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

A dude that myglar and blasting kock