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Belisario 

A man, typically of Latin or Spanish origin, with a warm heart and caring personality. Belisario Can often come off as mean or serious at first, but is actually the sweetest man you could ever meet. Belisario is highly intelligent and hard working, however he doesn’t see himself in this regard. He is humble, and always puts his loved ones first. If you meet a Belisario you’re going to want to hold on to him.
His name is Belisario? He must be a keeper!
Belisario by A.A.M November 22, 2021

Monika valytoja 

-an extravagantly gorgeous piece of cake.
-originated in Pro Clean LT (valymo paslaugos)

-same as a microwave - can go to hot mode in just seconds!
-as magical as all of my little ponies combined

-can be wild in the dark
Monika valytoja isn’t God. God is Monika valytoja.

order of the black rose 

A bunch of homosexuals who parade around under flags with black roses on them like a bunch of faggots. They give themselves stupid titles that don't mean anything unless you happen to have a Faggese to English dictionary nearby. They are easily threatened and will resort to diplomacy as soon as they are provoked. They live in constant fear of being sanctioned since their measly numbers couldn't support a senate seat no matter what. They also refer to themselves as the OBR by the way. However I call them the OBmon. Whenever you see one, throw pokeballs with abandon! They are very rare and can be sold for quite a profit.
"omg look over there it is the goddamn Order of the black rose. don't even breathe or they will run away." "oh crap you sneezed now they all ran to peace mode! How will we catch an order of the black rose member with our poke balls now?"
order of the black rose by CN dude January 2, 2009

lolitard 

a person, people or thing interested in lolicon
Hey, you see that lolitard over there?... who? the guy interested in lolicon?..yeah....
lolitard by SirAnon November 26, 2009
Mailman is in reference to a penis. It's carrying two sacks of "mail".
My mailman is large.

My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.

You want some of my mailman?
Mailman by 4x4mudslinger@yahoo.com September 28, 2017

Heep Gorph

When your spouse ripes an absolute ass jiggling fart.
My wife just committed Heep Gorph!
Heep Gorph by Dr. Giggle Wiggle January 31, 2026

Nigerian Prince 

A black dude that is a memember of royalty from Wakanda that fucks thicc girls and single dads and only eats flaming hot cheetos.
"That black dude is a Nigerian Prince"
"Dang he fucked my dad and sister while eating flaming hot cheetos, he is a Nigerian Prince"
Nigerian Prince by LordLimbu January 8, 2019
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