zulu spear

When you hold on to a poo that long you pass the cramps stage and think you have made it, but then out of nowhere a sharp debilitating pain right shiits through your bum hole and takes you feet from under you.

Shit, i held onto it so long that as i walked up the stairs to the toilet i had zulu spear and collapsed and slid to the bottom

zulu spear by Sy massive July 28, 2023

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Chicken Jockey

A baby zombie that is riding a chicken. It is a rare occurrence and can be quite unusual

Jack black: Chicken Jockey!

Chicken Jockey by Orange_Juice2013 May 6, 2025

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Stoinker

A stoinker is a large turd that's a bit stinky

I've just dumped a serious stoinker, I'd give the bathroom 10 minutes if I were you

Stoinker by drooper June 19, 2018

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Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

Bland umami by sachikatdare July 26, 2015

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Monogamous

A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.

Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.

Monogamous by Mmmkay December 14, 2004

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belige

abbreviation for belligerent
meaning for "out of control", crazy, "over-the-top"

The line outside of Los Angeles airport is belige!
Chris was totally belige, he drove into oncoming traffic. He must have been drunk.

belige by Mix Master Chavez October 21, 2008

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joenetta

This name represents a strong yet compassionate person. She is fearless and approaches every situation with calculation. She can be a bit naive in seeing that good in everyone. She loves making others happy and cracking jokes is her hobby. Life may throw a lot her way but she always finds some way to overcome any obstacle.

I saw Joenetta at the supermarket.

joenetta by LadyJo November 24, 2021

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