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there is no such thing as an "Ashley" on earth. If you ever came across an ashley in your life, you didnt, ur hallucinating. stop doing drugs yall.
p1: did you see Ashley over there?
p2: no, there is no such thing as an Ashley; its either ash or ashe.

p1: bro wtf
p2: no wtf is you bro stop drugging yourself
Ashley by qwerkib3sti May 29, 2022

play stupid 

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble
"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
...
"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."
play stupid by dhun March 30, 2015

keratin complex

when you are more excited to share personal information or achievements than to actually enjoy them yourself privately. very egotistical and common in only children. usually an attempt to seek validation and attention that was never offered during childhood.
“Babes. Luca is giving me the Gucci shirt. I stay winning.”

“Omg Aidan. You have a total keratin complex.”

thunder shot 

I heard 15 dudes pounded your ass.
Yeah it was a straight thunder shot.
thunder shot by Papa_L April 5, 2011

Lakshmi gyal 

They does horn and does get on dotish but all ah dem is big W. Amazing, beautiful and the best gyal for u.
"She rhel nice, she is definitely a lakshmi gyal"
Lakshmi gyal by SJP. February 8, 2023

hooker roll 

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
hooker roll by Shankmode August 15, 2010
Is a fictional bunny that possesses electrical power. He is a small, smart rabbit
Hurray Doingo the electric rabbit is coming to save us!
Doingo by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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