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Mansplain 

A term used when a person (usually a man) explains something to someone (usually a woman) in a way that is inherently condescending.

Often misunderstood as any time a man disagrees with a woman - thereby deeming it a sexist slur against men as it implies that any difference of opinion with a woman automatically makes him a sexist - it is about the context of what is being explained.

Thus, while whatever it is usually IS factual, it is insulting in its delivery.
Example: Two coworkers (one man, one woman) work in finance. They go to lunch. When the check comes, the male coworker slyly offers to teach her a "trick," then proceeds to explain how to calculate a 10% tip.

The female coworker might say, "He mansplained how to move a decimal."
Mansplain by Lady Accurate August 30, 2017

seed dish 

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).
Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day
seed dish by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013

Thicciniccibambicci 

Thicciniccibambicci is a word to explain someone that thick that it’s almost in describable but don’t worry it’s not... thicciniccibambicci is now the word to use
1:Ooo she a thicciniccibambicci

2:erm what sorry

1: she got that much cake it can’t be described

Strip Club 

A club that men go to filled with women that are in the same genetic line as them or somehow randomnly posessed by satan every couple of minutes. The women will proceed to arouse the men, take their clothes off and make little kissy faces. Women will work' a pole and try to glimmer their face with much make-up. Some get scholarships for college by rubbing them nipples at their biological second cousins that are bred the same genetic from their Aunt Hooker Fairy.
Gred went to the Strip Club on Saturday to give his aunt Lima some spare change for a toothbursh."

Casey "Bobby went to the Strip Club last night."
Kilo "Oh yeah, what he'd tell you about it?"
Casey "He said this his cousin on his aunt's side gave him a lap dance and then wobbled away kindof embarassed."
Kilo "Well what the fuck is wrong with her?"

I wish Obama would shut the Strip Clubs down what a way to go inbred.
Strip Club by wuwabee July 7, 2010
An abbreviation for "Zealots of the Holy English Language". It was originally thought up to get away from the more well known and pejorative term "grammar Nazi". How this was thought to be less pejorative is a mystery still...
"You would actually write it-" "Don't be such a ZotHEL!"
ZOTHEL by Raiju001 April 1, 2017

Chetcuti 

1)When a job is done extremely half assed.
Homeowner " You totally did a Chetcuti on my house!!!!"
Carpenter "Oh, well."
Chetcuti by Employee1921 August 4, 2010

AirPods Pro 

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive
AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."
AirPods Pro by WinterSkiis December 25, 2019
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