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A wet chode 

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
A wet chode by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
Say ftgg
FTGG by fucboi shisui February 26, 2017

Scissor me timbers 

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"
Verb (1): To obviously cheat off or copy someone else's work with or without his or her consent for the sole purpose of getting the grade.

Verb (2): Doing anything it takes to get an A in a class.
Choi: Balls, I have 5 homework assignments, 3 tests, and a lab write-up do all Monday.
Wilbur: That shit is CRAZYY.
Choi: You're telling me bitch. I'm just going to Namho-it and get all the assignments from you guys.

Example 2:
Choi: Fuck dude i forgot to study for a test and I think I have cancer.
Wilbur: Don't worry about it, just sit by me and Namho-it off my test
Namho-it by Tricksare4kids February 19, 2008
Charity case
Kasey is a charity case
Kasey by Dawgox March 27, 2019

What you looking for 

"What you looking for?" "What ye' lookin' fo'" typically means in the hood that they want to fight someone. The person saying this has beef with another person.
youtube.com/watch?v=2kE3A53ZZfU
What you looking for huh? Ye lookin' fo' something?

County Road 409 

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.
County Road 409 by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019
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