Urban Dictionary
penisfucker
GUy: PENISFUCKER!!!!
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
penisfucker by SmellyFISHY June 10, 2023
Coronation
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Coronation by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020
Bad ass bitch
Bad ass bitch by Sad.ho April 15, 2024
cot crawler
Adult who dates somebody way to young for them. Similar to a cradle snatcher but with a difference in age that borders on paedofilia.
I'm not saying it's wrong but she was only a foetus when that cot crawler started collecting his pension.
cot crawler by rippenburn May 18, 2018
Cannibalestation
Cannibalestation by The Jai December 20, 2008
Alka-seltzer
Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Alka-seltzer by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010