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Puddle Jumper 

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.
"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."
Puddle Jumper by austinero April 15, 2010

Italian Stallion 

An Italian man who has a penis that is on-par with the size of a horse's.
Damn, that Italian dude is hung like a horse. -Yeah I know, they call him Italian Stallion.
Italian Stallion by hazzard October 25, 2004
1. 49er fans that whine and come up with excused why their team did not win/make play offs etc...
Every Monday I have to listen to the 40whiners complain how the running back had the flu...
40whiner by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.
that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.
monkey grinder by black-free May 26, 2012
because SOMEONE stole my origional word "niglet" (fucking doucher), jiglet means the following:

niglet (small nigger), but better.

so fuck you , ya niglet stealer
jiglet by Mchez February 28, 2005
A gorgeous, stunning girl who tends to catch your eyes all the time. Sometimes, she compliments you and make you bawl your eyes out. But she will make you go crazy!!
"Dude, I can't fucking focus anymore, its because of that fucking Micah over there! She keeps catching my eyes. I can't stop now!"
Micah by XxSupergamerwolfboyxX69YTXD November 27, 2022
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